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Can you tell Ben not to go in my room?

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Ben, don't go in his room!

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Can you tell Jay not to steal my
clothes?

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Jay, don't steal his clothes!

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Look, found it.

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A wrong music festival tent.

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This has been some service.

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No. No, no!

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Oh!

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Why would I take his clothes? He dresses
like a 12 -year -old bag lady.

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Are you sure you want to do this camping
trip? I wouldn't worry about that list

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if I were you. It's got nothing to do
with the list. What list?

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Someone emailed your dad an article
about 50 things to do with your children

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before they become teenagers.

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So I'm safe then?

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Oh, Ben, could you get the water and the
glasses, please? I'm trying to pack,

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but Jake's taking my pants.

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Oh, pant wars, eh?

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Look, you guys should all have your own
personal colours.

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That's what my sisters and I used to do
with our panties.

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Yeah, we used to have all these G
-strings out on the line. I was red, and

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even though I've left home, red.

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Juicy couture, but still red.

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Daisy, can I just borrow you for a
minute?

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Jake, I would never take his pants.
They'd probably get leprosy or wet rot.

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sure you don't want to change your mind
and join me and Ben on our... No,

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thanks. You could play your guitar
around a campfire under the stars.

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Yeah, I could.

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Or I could play my guitar in my bedroom
in the warm and I wouldn't have to

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listen to Ben running around banging on
about Bear Grylls and trying to drink a

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frog. You can only do that with certain
South American frogs.

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Ben's at a particular age, so he's a
very attractive woman. He displays some

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undergarments.

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Oh, I got you, eh?

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Oh, bless him, little fella.

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He's got the jackaroo, as my dad used to
say. Yes, he has.

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Over there, please.

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Jake, can you get the cutlery, please?

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Oh.

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It's Ben's dummy.

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Clarkies?

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To the old cart.

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We haven't really done much of the stuff
on this list, have we? Those lists are

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published solely to make parents feel
bad.

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This is Ben the baker's wife. I spent a
whole game waiting for her once. Oh,

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wait, no, there is one we've done. Here,
bringing up a butterfly.

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Do you remember when Ben, he swallowed
the... It means bringing up from a

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cocoon, not eating it and bringing it
up. Yeah, yeah, of course.

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Ah, Dad, frost forecast for tomorrow.

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Are you sure you want to spend your
birthday camping?

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Ben wants to see the meteor shower.

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It's growing up so fast, there's only a
short window of time while he'll still

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want to do things with me. And soon,
he'll be too big to fit in this tent.

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He's like that really funny in -between
age, isn't he?

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One moment he's this big, great man
thing, and the next moment he's a little

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again and comes and sits on my lap.

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Did you manage to get that appointment
with the chiropractor? Yeah, Tuesday.

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Double session.

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Oh, that's not it.

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I'll take it like this.

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Take that down, please.

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And eat that potato up. Oh, no offence,
but with the swimwear modelling, I've

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got to work the kilos even more than
before.

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Oh, no, not you, Stacey. No, I just
meant Karen. The cheesy potato's

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but it's all carbohydrates and fat.
That's fine, Stacey. I just...

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Karen to eat. Well, the cheesy potatoes
are all carbohydrates and fat.

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Stacey knows this stuff.

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You're not going to be modelling
bikinis, are you, Karen? There's PE.

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Girls are judgmental. They call Shaniqua
the muffin.

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Well, Shaniqua is a little patisserie
-shaped and,

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of course, that's lovely in its own way.
It's lovely if you don't care what you

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look like.

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Hey, Karen, look.

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No forks in eyes, Ben. Stop trying to
frighten me. You can frighten me if you

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like. I quite like being frightened.

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No one likes being frightened.

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So why is there an hour and a half queue
for the stealth at Thorpe Park, which

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only lasts like eight seconds?

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Do you think people just join queues?
No, it's fear.

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It's something from being boring. You
can never be bored if you're frightened.

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Well, you wouldn't like it if you were
actually scared, like if you woke up in

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bed and...

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There was a giant lizard about to murder
you.

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You get that dream too?

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It's one of my favourites. Positive you
don't want to come?

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Away from the silly lights, we'll be
able to take this meteor shower.

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No, tomorrow night's the deadline for my
UCAS form.

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Oh, yeah, I'm off to Mikey's, by the
way. Let me know.

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He said he'd finished that form weeks
ago.

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Everything's under control.

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Phil, it'll be nice to see you in bed,
won't it?

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It will, yeah.

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Do you want to have another tissue?

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Oh, no, you're fine, thanks.

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I wish she'd stop going on about... diet
things with Karen's there.

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She doesn't need to diet. Look at her.

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Okay, stop looking at her.

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It's difficult. Kids get very mixed
messages about eating.

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I know.

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It's like it's okay to be fat, but you
mustn't be. I know this is silly, but I

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do sometimes worry about Karen and her
food.

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She displays all the signs of someone
with food issues.

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You've been on mum's net again, haven't
you? She does.

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Listen. Think of all the websites we had
to check out for Jake.

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He's turned out all right, hasn't he?

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Yeah. I wish I'd been like him at his
age. He was ridiculously chilled out.

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Chilled? He told me I couldn't say
chilled out, I had to say chilled.

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In fact, he's really uptight about
saying chilled.

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What are you doing with all those?

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Because we're going into the wilderness.

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Bear Grylls, he makes owner handles out
of ash.

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But I didn't think we'd have enough time
to fell the ash trees.

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So, yeah.

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We're going to the woods for camp, not
to dispose of a body.

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If you want one, there's always baby.

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Ah! I've got a fork stuck in my head!

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Yeah, yeah, very funny, Ben.

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Oh, he has got a fork in his head.

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Dad, we need to get going.

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It is 6 .45 on a Saturday morning.

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Made you a Bull English breakfast.

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Thanks.

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It doesn't normally involve pizza.

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Oh.

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Chips. One of those?

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Onion bar juice.

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Happy birthday.

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Thanks.

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Well, I suppose we'd better think about
what food we need to take on our trip.

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Sorted. We're all set.

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So what... Have you only just got in?

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Uh, someone's broken into our car. They
smashed the window.

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Oh, not again.

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Why?

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Bloody hell.

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The last lot took the stereo.

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What this country needs is more
intelligent crackheads.

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What time do you call us?

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Oh, well, I texted Mum to tell her I'd
be staying late at Mikey's. Right, but

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this is so past late, it's early.

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Dad, you've got to check the car. That's
your priority.

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I think I'll decide what my priority...
But we'll still be able to go, won't we?

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Well... Dad?

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Has the seat dried out yet?

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Not really.

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Rabbit! What?

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Roadkill.

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Aren't you playing? All I need is Badger
and Pheasant, and I've got the set.

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So, Spartacus the Musical.

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How's it going?

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You've gone a bit quiet about it. Yeah,
I'm a bit worried about a scene

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Spartacus has with Lavinia. Yeah?

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I've got to kid her.

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Right, and who's playing Lavinia?

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Tulsa.

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She's really short.

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Like, half a dwarf short. What, you're
worried that everyone will laugh?

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No.

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Will they? No.

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Then why didn't you say they would? I
didn't.

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I was just worried that's what you were
worried about.

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They gave it a part to boost their
confidence.

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You know, because of the lisp.

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Spartacus. They're all going to laugh,
aren't they? No, no, I am sure that I

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will be... Ah!

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Badger. That wasn't a badger, that was a
tyre. No, that was definitely a big

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badger. Or a very small nun. They won't
laugh. Or a large penguin.

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Will they laugh? God, no. Can you just
rehearse my lines a bit?

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So there's this really cool new diet you
should try. It's called the MJH diet,

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which stands for Muslim, Jewish, Hindu.

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Basically, you cut out all the
foodstuffs that those religions ban

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old guys back in the day, they
understood about toxins.

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And you get, like, triple karma from
doing all three. Oh, Stacey, could I

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borrow you for a moment?

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Yes, please.

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I'm not a slave.

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I'm not an animal. You say I behave just
like a cannibal, but my soul is brave.

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And your actions are damnable if justice
reclaimed. And our spirits are

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damnable. Listen up, don't make a fuss.
But know his name, it's

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Spartacus.

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Um, Stacey.

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I would prefer it if you didn't visit
Thinness and Diet Issues with Karen.

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I didn't realise she... She's not.

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Yet. I just...

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Don't want her obsessing about being
thin.

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Dead on.

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Of course, you don't want her ending up
a little fatty either.

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Well, I think we'll just let her find
her own shape.

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She hasn't mentioned anything to you
about food?

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Oh, well, she did say something about
school meals being bad for your figure.

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Oh, no, hang on. Was that me?

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No, I'm not a liar. We'll beat you like
Hannibal. Your legions are tired and

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your warships are rammable.

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The dead fox?

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No way, that was a pheasant.

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We're not for hire and we're just not
bannable. Our hearts are on fire and

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houses are flammable.

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This holy flame is part of us, but know
his name, it's Spartacus!

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So did Mr Farthingwell write all the
lyrics?

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Yeah, he has a rhyming dictionary.

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I think you can tell that.

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What's this?

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Oh, yeah. I was browsing around on the
internet and I stumbled across these

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great travel offers.

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Rome! Oh, I want to go there.

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Yeah, I vaguely remember you mentioning
that.

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Rome is amazing this time of year.

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Have you been?

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Not myself personally, but people I know
have and they say this is the time to

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go. Right now.

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Karen, what is in that sandwich?

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The only thing I don't like about Rome
is how they're cruel to animals.

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Marmite first cause, cheese main cause,
and Nutella for pudding.

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Kind of makes me tearful. They kill them
in their coliseums.

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Oh, well, I think they've stopped that
now.

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The gladiators and the lions.

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Even the Christians.

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Those guys with capes who stab bulls.

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Oh, bullfighting. No, that's Spain.

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Rome's in Italy, and the Italians are
famously kind to their animals.

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Spain's also very nice.

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All I'm saying is, strictly speaking,
Spartacus should sing in Latin.

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You said this to Mr. Farthingwell. It's
an effing musical, Spartacus, he said.

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He calls me Spartacus all the time now,
and I call him Lloyd Webber.

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I wish all teachers were like him. There
used to be quite a lot of teachers like

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him. But then Michael Gove had them all
killed.

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Oh, what brings you downstairs?

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Breakfast. Or as we call it, lunch.

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You know, you need to try and relax,
Mum. I am quite low maintenance.

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Could have been a gangster, or a heron
addict, or a priest.

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So you weren't going to tell us about
being out all night?

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Only so you wouldn't worry.

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I protect you from yourselves.

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Are you done?

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We... Nothing, really. I'm just Googling
about.

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Oh, so you're spying what character
you're teaching at school?

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I'm not spying. I am carefully
monitoring, like any responsible...

238
00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:00,909
Hi, there.

239
00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:01,749
How's things?

240
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:02,549
Fine, yeah.

241
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,009
Are you having a nice time with Ben?

242
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,610
Yeah, he's just off trying out his new
Bear Grylls flexible saw.

243
00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:11,329
He's a bit worried about the musical,
though. He's got a very short girl with

244
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lisp. Everyone will laugh.

245
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:13,770
Yeah, I know, but...

246
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:24,490
It sounded a bit like a very large tree
falling over.

247
00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:25,780
Ben?

248
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,160
Er, Pete?

249
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:30,670
I've been looking at what Karen's been
eating at school.

250
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:35,969
What? Since they've got these lunch
cards, everything they buy shows up on

251
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:42,510
computer. I'm worried because it's 16...
Ben?

252
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,420
Did that noise have anything to do with
you? We should go.

253
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,300
We should go.

254
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,160
Karen, is your mum OK with me staying
here?

255
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,919
Grazia magazine says that older women
sometimes feel threatened by having

256
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,359
someone young and hot around.

257
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,960
Ben really likes it, though.

258
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:10,160
Oh, yeah, he's got a bit of a puppy
crush on me.

259
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,890
He's got a photo of you on his wall
underneath his Theo Walcott poster.

260
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,150
Oh, cute!

261
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,440
And he's rigged up a series of mirrors.

262
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:22,330
to try and create a life -sized image of
you standing next to a bird.

263
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,160
Actually, that's quite creepy.

264
00:13:25,161 --> 00:13:26,719
Boy, they.

265
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,040
Is there anything else on?

266
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,660
The Great British Bake Off. This show is
pathetic.

267
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:35,920
Excuse me, I love this show.

268
00:13:35,921 --> 00:13:37,739
I'm just watching people bake cake.

269
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:39,670
They do pies as well. Pies, type of
cake.

270
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:44,660
Why would you have a shower without
cake? It's so bad for you. It's so

271
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,340
It's so exciting.

272
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,740
There's, like, drama.

273
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:53,159
Cake. There's, like, one time someone
stole someone else's custard and it was

274
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,859
crazy. Really? And then did everyone run
around and decide to make another cake?

275
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,719
That's all going to go straight on her
side.

276
00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,479
And there's judges as well. OK, see the
guy there with, like, the orange face

277
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,530
and the blue eyes?

278
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,159
They're complimentary colours.

279
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,810
Well, I've had enough of this. Let's do
what else is on.

280
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,490
Come dine with me.

281
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:10,310
Can you dine with me?

282
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,640
Can you dine with me?

283
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:15,800
Dad, is this how you remember it from
when you were a kid?

284
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,290
Yeah.

285
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,940
Apart from the fly tipping.

286
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,710
Jesus.

287
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,080
That's a woodland Ikea.

288
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,420
Top gear, top gear.

289
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:30,100
QI, QI, QI, QI.

290
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,040
The man with ten stone testicles.

291
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:38,460
What? He's a man with ten testicles?
Made of stone? What?

292
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:46,020
Uh, no, Stacey, um, I think basically
he's got testicles that weigh ten stone.

293
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,620
Stone is a weight, you know? Why would
anybody even have ten testicles?

294
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:51,979
Look, look, two.

295
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:54,570
Two fleshy testicles. Oh, Jake, change
the channel.

296
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,710
How does he walk?

297
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,030
He probably rolls.

298
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:04,880
My uncle brought me and a couple of my
mates down here, oh, 36 years ago,

299
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,680
before these woods were full of...

300
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:11,490
Parakeets. We went swimming in that
stream down there.

301
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,840
Cool. I'll go get some water.

302
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,530
We carved our names on a tree round here
somewhere.

303
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,760
Back before trees were important.

304
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,899
What's that?

305
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,499
It's a condom. According to the SAS
Encyclopedia of Survival, these things

306
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,240
the best things for carrying water.

307
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:28,459
Where did you get them? Jake's room.

308
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,839
They're really light and they can carry
around two litres of water. Where in

309
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,220
Jake's room? Bedside table.

310
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,220
Right. And a sock drawer.

311
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,530
And a cloak pocket.

312
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,630
I haven't got him into trouble, have I?

313
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:45,150
No. Looks like no -one's going to be
getting into trouble, so that's good.

314
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,950
We do have bottled water in the car.

315
00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:51,209
I'll still get some wild water from the
stream and then I can disinfect it.

316
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,049
Bear Grylls strains it through his
socks.

317
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:57,550
OK. As long as you don't mind if I drink
the non -condom and sock water.

318
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,900
You know, Bear Grylls drank liquid from
a dead camel's intestines.

319
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:05,130
I think that's where they get babies
from.

320
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,770
My sister had her boobs done for her
18th birthday.

321
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,050
Oh, really?

322
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,270
This is her in Bali.

323
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,980
Oh, yeah, her boobs are really... Could
I just, uh... Borrow me?

324
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,290
Sure.

325
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,510
I reckon now Ben wasn't here, boob talk
would be allowed.

326
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:30,039
Yeah, it's just, um... Watching a
programme about cosmetic surgery with

327
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,150
there. No, it's about female
empowerment.

328
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,000
Well, freaking hell, I hate my tits.
Yeah.

329
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:42,719
It's just, I don't want Karen to think
it's normal for women to be slit open

330
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,850
have bits of plastic inserted into their
bodies to please men.

331
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:50,120
Well, with Kitty, my sis, it was more of
a self -esteem issue.

332
00:16:50,121 --> 00:16:53,879
You see, she had one boob much smaller
than the other. My brothers used to call

333
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,930
it the hobbit.

334
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,679
She did a couple of things that were
probably just calls for help, but we

335
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,730
thought it was best just to get it
sorted.

336
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,800
Well, that does sound different.

337
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,030
No, that's fine. Plastic surgery. I'll
add that to the no -no list.

338
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,640
Have you thought any more about Rome?

339
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:13,300
I'm just worried it's a bit old.

340
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,719
Well, it has been there quite a while.
And I've got the main work here as an au

341
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,180
pair in Stoke.

342
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,930
Stoke? Yeah, I was thinking about
visiting her.

343
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,280
Stoke? Party capital of Europe, is it?

344
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,229
Dad, it looks a bit cloudy this
immediate.

345
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,650
Yeah, afraid so.

346
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,630
Get me that bacon, would you?

347
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,350
The bacon was for the trap, son.

348
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,110
You set traps?

349
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:40,430
Yeah. Gats animals.

350
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,860
It's in the SAS encyclopedia of
survival.

351
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:44,100
So what are they?

352
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:45,790
Twigs that spring open?

353
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:50,350
Well, most are toggle and bait release
Deadpool basket traps.

354
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,930
Uh -huh. But I did also add them baited
to bring legs nears.

355
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,110
And where are these?

356
00:17:57,111 --> 00:18:02,399
Well, they're on the pass, all around
the campsite, because, you know, animals

357
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,690
walk on paths. As do humans, of course,
like me.

358
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,399
Well, then, you stay here, and then I'll
just tell you when we've caught

359
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,720
something. Hang on, you have brought
food?

360
00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:16,079
No, you can't bring food, it's too
heavy, you need to catch it.

361
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,700
And there's deer poo everywhere.

362
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,800
Your traps could catch a deer?

363
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,930
Maybe, I mean, probably not a red deer,
because they're like the size of cows.

364
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,460
So we've got no food at all?

365
00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:28,799
Maybe we get the bacon out and perhaps
we washed it. They're really well

366
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,799
camouflaged and to be honest, I'm not
really that sure where I left them. So

367
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:39,659
basically we are stuck in the middle of
nowhere with no food and surrounded

368
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,900
by well camouflaged snares.

369
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,570
Correct.

370
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:59,679
I know that you've been talking to
Stacey a lot, and I just want you to

371
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:06,339
that you really don't have to worry
about being a nice

372
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,390
size.

373
00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:10,799
Then why are you saying it? Because you
don't. There's lots of things that I

374
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:15,399
have to worry about, like being carried
away by a condor. I don't have to worry

375
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,899
about tripping and falling into the oven
headfirst and being cooked. There's

376
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:22,189
lots of things I have to worry about. So
what you're actually saying is I do

377
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,050
need to worry about being a nice size?

378
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:31,189
No! No, absolutely not. God, no. It
couldn't matter

379
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,240
less.

380
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:39,709
It's just that I have stumbled upon what
you've been eating at

381
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,060
school. This is about the doughnuts,
isn't it?

382
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:45,090
16 in a week seems a lot.

383
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:47,130
I didn't eat them.

384
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:52,060
Spartacus. You are no lesser man than
great Caesar himself.

385
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,650
Let Caesar fight me one on one, and then
we will see who's boss.

386
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:56,910
Oh, Spartacus.

387
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:01,360
Are you sure you want me to speak the
way that Tulsa does it? Yes, definitely.

388
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,920
It helps you get used to it.

389
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,240
Oh, Spartacus, if you beat Caesar, I
would kiss you.

390
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,890
What about now, Lavinia? Will you kiss
me now?

391
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,670
Yes.

392
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,010
Thanks, Dad.

393
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:16,360
So, are you sure that nobody will laugh?

394
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,960
Absolutely. There'll be...

395
00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:21,790
Two caught up in the romance.

396
00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:24,889
Oh, look.

397
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,690
Some raisins from our last trip.

398
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:32,450
Shall we eat those? I mean, the moulds
are... What the hell was that?

399
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:34,880
One of my traps!

400
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,929
Why did you give the doughnuts to the
other girls? You told me to build

401
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:39,789
and make friends.

402
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,390
Oh, you're buying friends with
doughnuts? Yeah.

403
00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:46,929
Oh, God, that's a really... No,
actually, no, it's not, is it? I do know

404
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:47,980
can't buy friends.

405
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:52,260
Well... You can, kind of, but you
usually end up with the fat ones.

406
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,130
Oh, Karen.

407
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,980
Oh, hello. It's Worry Woman.

408
00:20:55,981 --> 00:20:57,539
What are you worried about now?

409
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,190
I'm worried that I'm about to punch my
son in the face.

410
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,630
It's a rabbit.

411
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,040
She netted a rabbit.

412
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,890
So what do we do now?

413
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,620
Kill it, gut it, cook it, eat it?

414
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,020
Well, whack it on the head with your
club, then.

415
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:17,660
I'm so hungry I could eat any mammal.
Except a human, of course. Probably not.

416
00:21:17,661 --> 00:21:19,289
Or a panda, because they're endangered.

417
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:22,609
Or a liver of a polar bear, because
they're toxic. They're like husky

418
00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:27,169
They're toxic as well. And some sea
lions actually have toxic liver. Ben,

419
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,910
okay. You don't have to kill it.

420
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:31,910
So, can we let the bunny go?

421
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:33,880
Yeah.

422
00:21:37,550 --> 00:21:38,600
Oh, that was easy.

423
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:41,820
Wow.

424
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,500
My mates carved that in 1977.

425
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:47,590
What?

426
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:51,940
Nothing. Doesn't matter.

427
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,260
Dad, there's a lot of cars parked up
there on that track.

428
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,020
Yeah, probably nature lovers.

429
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,619
But they're flashing their lights.

430
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,850
Do you reckon they're trying to signal?
Yep.

431
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:02,840
But not to us.

432
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,580
Karen, did...

433
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:08,510
History, I say. You've only done half a
page.

434
00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:13,709
Longer than tequilas. Tequila? I texted
her. Why isn't anyone called Janet or

435
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:14,760
John anymore?

436
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:16,430
There's been La Janet in 7K.

437
00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,480
La Janet.

438
00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,430
I googled Stoke.

439
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:22,800
Isn't it lovely?

440
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,830
Well... I'm going to take a gap year.

441
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:28,829
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. I've
decided, Mum. But you decided you

442
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:32,609
months ago. What is it you want to do on
a gap year? Well, I haven't decided

443
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:36,229
that. Is this because you haven't
finished your university application

444
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:39,600
which you assured me was under control
and has to be in by midnight?

445
00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:40,720
Definitely not. Good.

446
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:42,610
Have you finished it? No.

447
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:46,709
Have you started it? I don't need to.
I'm going on a gap year. Gap years are

448
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:47,990
brilliant. Stacey!

449
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:50,570
Can you borrow me?

450
00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:53,080
Just...

451
00:22:56,341 --> 00:23:02,489
It's probably the last chance we'll have
to do stuff like this together.

452
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:03,690
Yeah, I thought that too.

453
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:09,629
No offence, but you're quite old
already, and soon you'll just reach that

454
00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,929
where you don't want to do stuff with me
anymore.

455
00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:15,389
Well, I thought it might be the other
way round, now you're a teenager.

456
00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:19,770
Yeah, I mean, being a teenager is quite
tricky.

457
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,770
I sometimes think I'm a bit weird.

458
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:26,009
Yeah, well, we all think we're a bit
weird, because we're the only ones who

459
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:28,180
all the stuff that goes on inside our
heads.

460
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,240
Weird stuff does go on inside my head.

461
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,550
I can imagine.

462
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,360
Because weird stuff goes on outside your
head.

463
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,850
You can always talk about it if you
want.

464
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:40,800
Can I not talk about it if I want?
That's fine too.

465
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:42,990
Don't say it, Mum.

466
00:23:42,991 --> 00:23:43,859
Say what?

467
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:46,039
I'm going on a gap year for all the
wrong reasons.

468
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,900
I don't have to now because you said it.

469
00:23:47,901 --> 00:23:51,719
Mum, look, I might as well put off going
to uni for a bit. Everyone I know who's

470
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,240
graduated is either working in KFC or
stuck in a...

471
00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:59,369
Dup costume, handing out leaflets. And
the fiscal cliff is still unresolved.

472
00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:03,549
And how am I meant to fill in a form?
And I don't know what courses lead to

473
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,070
careers in three years' time.

474
00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:08,069
And I've still got my student loan to
pay off. Then I'm never going to get a

475
00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:11,500
mortgage. And, oh, that's not even
considering the Eurozone crisis.

476
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:14,370
Jakey, Jakey, come on.

477
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:16,240
It's OK.

478
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:20,650
Look, I'll make us a nice cup of tea and
then we can just chill out. Chill!

479
00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:23,180
It's chill, Mum, for Christ's sake,
chill!

480
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:24,500
Right.

481
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,430
Glad you're still taking the time to
point that out.

482
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:33,639
Now, why don't we fill in this form,
just in case you change your mind again

483
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,000
about a gap year? Gap years, let's go.

484
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,070
Ben?

485
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,290
Ben?

486
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,360
So, what shall we put fifth?

487
00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:58,510
Geography at Keele?

488
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:00,270
Yeah, good.

489
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,690
Where is Keele?

490
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,259
It's, um... It's below Newcastle and
above Birmingham. I don't know. You're

491
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,310
one doing geography.

492
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:10,750
Well, stick it down.

493
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:15,180
Now you're in a better position to make
a decision about gap year.

494
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,280
Sod it. No gap year. Just get on with
life.

495
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:19,590
Sure.

496
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,700
All right, then. That is our... Done.

497
00:25:23,701 --> 00:25:27,869
So now all you have to do is send this
off with your personal statement. You

498
00:25:27,870 --> 00:25:29,689
have done your personal statement,
haven't you?

499
00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:30,990
I've done a first draft.

500
00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:32,600
Then?

501
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:37,490
Oh, the clouds are gone. I didn't know
whether to wake you.

502
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,790
Are they the meteors?

503
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:45,080
Well, either that or Southampton's on
fire.

504
00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:46,400
That is fantastic.

505
00:25:46,401 --> 00:25:50,709
Those people in the cars down there,
they still have their headlights on.

506
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:52,269
They won't be able to see the meteors.

507
00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:53,910
No. Do you reckon I should...

508
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,370
Tell them?

509
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,900
No, best not, no.

510
00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,430
Are they doggers?

511
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,030
Yes, I think they are.

512
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:10,699
I led a team on a charity walk through
Morocco to raise money for homeless

513
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:14,739
people. Yeah, OK, fair enough. I did
make that one up entirely. But come on,

514
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,790
Mum, everyone lies.

515
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:16,879
Yeah, but they lie better.

516
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,839
Well, actually, most kids, their parents
write their personal statements for

517
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,620
them. They contribute nothing?

518
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,220
No, they read them.

519
00:26:23,221 --> 00:26:26,959
Although Tommy forgot to do that. That's
how he got caught out in an interview

520
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,090
when they started asking about his
missionary work in Angola.

521
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,000
So did you like being a teenager?

522
00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:35,359
Not really.

523
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,459
I could cope with the misery and the
acne. I just wasn't very good at the

524
00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:41,650
rebellion. So I'm guessing you quite
liked it when you turned 20.

525
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,660
I wasn't great at that either.

526
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,100
So what bit did you like?

527
00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:47,640
I quite like now.

528
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,090
You like now?

529
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,160
Is it by having Karen and Jake and me
and hemorrhoids?

530
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,570
Yeah, despite that.

531
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,720
You see, I'm not sure about being a
teenager.

532
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,440
Like a proper one.

533
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:03,900
To be honest, I quite like now.

534
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,370
I like it now. That's a real gift.
That's as good as it gets.

535
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:14,020
With luck, you'll... Should we get back
to the tent? I think that's best.

536
00:27:15,751 --> 00:27:17,659
Hey, Mum, listen.

537
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,760
This is really cool.

538
00:27:18,761 --> 00:27:21,359
Last night, these slugs crawled into my
boots.

539
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,410
Don't take them off.

540
00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:24,120
They're actually quite comfy.

541
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,950
How are you feeling?

542
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,490
Fine.

543
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:34,059
I'm really glad we did it. I want a bath
because we're both really smelly. Ben

544
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:35,900
is brilliant at setting traps.

545
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,650
So he caught something then? A rabbit, a
lever doodle and two doggers.

546
00:27:39,651 --> 00:27:43,599
They should put that on the list of 50
things to do with your kids.

547
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,060
Is it something to go on his personal
statement when I write it?

548
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:51,879
11 .57 that application went in last
night. Three minutes to midnight. We got

549
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,930
there, didn't we?

550
00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:55,370
I bet she's rolling her eyes.

551
00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:57,450
Relax, Mum. It was fine.

552
00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:00,670
I expect you know Jake is very chilled.

553
00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:03,990
Chilled? I'm chilled, not chilled.

554
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,300
Oh, this is cheating.

555
00:28:05,301 --> 00:28:07,449
You told us yesterday it was chilled.
Hi, Dad.

556
00:28:07,450 --> 00:28:11,789
Hi, darling. What's new? Mum got rid of
Stacey. No, I did not. She paid for her

557
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,049
train ticket to Scotland.

558
00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,349
She wanted to visit Edinburgh.

559
00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:16,290
Mum told her it was always sunny.

560
00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:19,029
Hang on. How much is a return ticket to
Edinburgh?

561
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,080
It wasn't a return.

562
00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:22,530
You need to watch Ben.

563
00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:25,460
Because I think he's got food issues.

564
00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:30,060
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